I bumped into Elvis the other day as he was coming out of the Double Dee Diner. He was loaded down with two big bags of carry-out. I don’t want to say he was looking stuffed but I’ve seen him looking better.
The King…great to see you. Everyone always jokes that you’ve left the building and here you are…leaving the building.
Treat Me Nice
Hey, I’m being nice. We just wonder if you will ever record again.
Too bad. Are you sure you won’t change your mind?
Cross My Heart, Hope to Die
There are so many rumors about you being sighted here or there and then there are the doubters who say you’re dead.
That seems to be the price of celebrity nowdays. They say if you want a true friend get a…
Right, man’s best friend. So where are you staying?
Really? That seems a little low end for a big star like yourself.
Don’t Be Cruel
Sorry, but back in the day when you played the big venues you lived the good life.
Viva Las Vegas
When you listen to some of the popular singers and rappers today you must be just a little nostalgic for those days or no?
I’m All Shook Up
What do they have that you didn’t have?
What? You were, you ARE the King!
I Got Lucky
Come on. It was more than luck. They called you the King of rock and roll. What do you think was the secret to your success?
Can’t Help Falling in Love
You did sing a lot of love songs – you talked the talk.
A Little Less Conversation
Sorry. I didn’t mean to hold you up and now your food is getting cold. I guess you want to get back to the Heartbreak.
It’s Now or Never
Really good seeing you.
Love Me Tender
Jay Harrison is a graphic designer and writer whose work can be seen at DesignConcept. His mystery novel, Head Above Water, is available on Amazon and Kindle. You can also visit his author page here.