BoomSpeak

  • ESSAY
  • FICTION
  • TRAVEL
  • ARTS
  • About Us

Archives for April 2026

At Least You Wake Up

April 11, 2026 By admin

x-ray, total knee replacementScience, what’s left of it in the past year, is only recently studying what nonlinear aging looks like. Do we age steadily or all at once? Most of us (I’ll include you the reader because I appreciate you) feel like aging happens in stops and starts. For example, you’re feeling pretty good and out of the blue you wake up with hip or knee pain. As per the title, at least you wake up.

There may be scientific basis for this experience. Age-related markers such as proteins and DNA tags in our blood may explain the fits and starts aspect of our bodies complaining to us about a new pain or some degraded physical function.

Lifestyle has much to do with the fits and starts, witness your acquaintances who are overweight or over imbibing alcohol. People exhibit aging the most in their 40s and again in their 60s. The fat and alcohol issues start at 40 but the more serious consequences come at 60. In any case, scientists now believe aging is not a linear process but rather comes dramatically at certain points in your life.

It’s safe to say that all the boomers who have gotten knee and hip replacements already know this. Things were going swimmingly and then wham…can’t walk with those whacky joints anymore.

How does this new science help any of us aging boomers? Sadly, not much. There’s an urgent need for longitudinal studies that would examine such factors as male and female differentiation, pregnancy, trauma, and Covid infection, along with differentiating which organs are causing the greatest impact.

More research will eventually help people (most likely not us) live longer as well as forestall disease. That could mean instead of declining at 70, you could gain five more years of good life. Not you as in us, but you knew that.

Jay Harrison is a writer and creative consultant for DesignConcept. His newest mystery novel, Rio Puerco Demise is available on Amazon. His first mystery novel, Head Above Water, is also available on Amazon. But that’s not all. You can also purchase the Best of BoomSpeak on Amazon.

Filed Under: ESSAY

Online Midway

April 11, 2026 By admin

circus tent interiorOnce a year, years ago, the circus ‘came to town’ and among other highlights, set up a midway featuring exotica not found down on the farm. For the price of admission, folks could “Step right up!” to gawk at freaks of nature otherwise isolated from everyday life – a controlled glimpse into the unusual, the strange.

The circus phenomenon seems to have declined along with other public events like Wild West Shows, Roy Rogers,“Hi-Yo Silver!” and, and, and, and. But somehow, we seem to have evolved an internet version of the same. Facebook, and others along the daily-info line, are the extended family of The Greatest Show on Earth…okay, minus the roar of the grease paint and the smell of the crowd, not to mention cotton candy and a parade down main street. But the internet feeds the universal drive of curiosity seeking, inveterate interest in the unusual. Once we get past the weather and “Just In!” political flashes, online copy basically panders to curiosity-seeking-seekers.

Somehow it seems like legitimate, open-minded openness to international news and worldwide exotica. But is it really? Okay, some reporting is current news and some is technically educational but it comes sandwiched between fishermen in the far east trapping eels and hyenas harassing zebras in Africa and elephants fighting off lions. It’s like a meal of too many over-rich treats: horses humping, surfers slicing mountainous waves, not to mention automobiles colliding, sailboats racing and folks jumping off towering ledges into bottomless bays. And, of course, add an endless variety of wild animals demonstrating survival of the fittest fit for a zoology class.

So, Facebook is somewhat educational with an element of redeeming encyclopedic information, like used to be encased in our Junior Britannica encyclopedias. But it all comes in a blitz of information, staggered and random. Nothing like an academic class with related facts in chapters and sub-headings. It’s a class that a student with attention deficit disorder would find exciting. Lots of data and details that don’t have to be ordered or remembered…give me more.

So, today’s internet is a jazzed-up version of the circus parade coming to town. Lots of exciting shows and information…never saw that before. The only difference is that it doesn’t cost $.25 to see the show…just have to pay for cable on a monthly basis.

Retired trainer, and writing instructor, Joe Novara lives in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Writings include novels, short stories, a memoir and various poems, plays, anthologies and articles. Read more at https://freefloatingstories.wordpress.com/

Filed Under: ESSAY

Flippin’ Burgers

April 11, 2026 By admin

burgers on flattop grillAmerican Federation of Fry Cooks
2313 E. M St. NW
Washington, D.C. 20022

To: Mr. Res Ident

Dear Mr. Ident:

We have had enough. Please help us. Our records indicate that you have purchased and presumably consumed fast foods during the past several years. For this we thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

Our colleagues are under constant attack from effete politicians, megabuck corporate welfare daddies and vapid commentators from sea to shining sea.

What is the first thing people say when they want to beat somebody up about education, crime, welfare? “Flipping burgers. If we don’t put a billion into satellite links to kindergartens, these kids will wind up flipping burgers. If we don’t put pool halls in the prisons, these guys will return to crime – they don’t want to be flipping burgers. If we don’t elect Bob Heartworm, all the people in the district face a future of flipping burgers.” This in a country that can’t wait for weekends so that people can fire up the grill and flip their own burgers. Go figure. Disrespecting fry cooks is hypocritical, immoral and un-American.

What in the world is wrong with commercial food preparation as a job? Not everybody gets to be the president of a multi-national corporation right out of grade school. We’re a hungry nation on the run. Fry cooks feed millions every day. What’s wrong with that? It’s honest work. It’s necessary work. They don’t have to sign life contracts. All they have to do is show up. And they do. By the tens of thousands every day. It’s enough to make you want to run outside and scream. Go ahead if you want to. This letter can wait.

There. Well, that’s the story. We need your help. The next time you hear or read of someone denigrating this honorable calling, take issue. Or drop us a line. We’ll take issue for you.

Sincerely,

Watson Wallaby
Chief Cook & Bottle Washer

(Best of Boomspeak, September 2017)

Lanny Tonning is a pilot, roustabout, mechanic, bottle washer and co-owner of Old Town Farm and Bike In Coffee, in Old Town, Albuquerque. When he’s not doing all those things he’s 4-wheel driving on roads that are not really roads.

Filed Under: FICTION

Recent Posts

  • Don’t Bogart That Joint
  • Right Place But the Wrong Time
  • Lessons in Time
  • Generation X, Y, Z
  • Schwingg!

Archives

  • September 2026
  • August 2026
  • July 2026
  • June 2026
  • May 2026
  • April 2026
  • March 2026
  • February 2026
  • January 2026
  • December 2025
  • November 2025
  • October 2025
  • September 2025
  • August 2025
  • July 2025
  • June 2025
  • May 2025
  • April 2025
  • March 2025
  • February 2025
  • January 2025
  • December 2024
  • November 2024
  • October 2024
  • September 2024
  • August 2024
  • July 2024
  • June 2024
  • May 2024
  • April 2024
  • March 2024
  • February 2024
  • January 2024
  • December 2023
  • November 2023
  • October 2023
  • September 2023
  • August 2023
  • July 2023
  • June 2023
  • May 2023
  • April 2023
  • March 2023
  • February 2023
  • January 2023
  • December 2022
  • November 2022
  • October 2022
  • September 2022
  • August 2022
  • July 2022
  • June 2022
  • May 2022
  • April 2022
  • March 2022
  • February 2022
  • January 2022
  • December 2021
  • November 2021
  • October 2021
  • September 2021
  • August 2021
  • July 2021
  • June 2021
  • May 2021
  • April 2021
  • March 2021
  • February 2021
  • January 2021
  • December 2020
  • November 2020
  • October 2020
  • September 2020
  • August 2020
  • July 2020
  • June 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • January 2020
  • December 2019
  • November 2019
  • October 2019
  • September 2019
  • August 2019
  • July 2019
  • June 2019
  • May 2019
  • April 2019
  • March 2019
  • February 2019
  • January 2019
  • December 2018
  • November 2018
  • October 2018
  • September 2018
  • August 2018
  • July 2018
  • June 2018
  • May 2018
  • April 2018
  • March 2018
  • February 2018
  • January 2018
  • December 2017
  • November 2017
  • October 2017
  • September 2017
  • August 2017
  • July 2017
  • June 2017
  • May 2017
  • April 2017
  • March 2017
  • February 2017
  • January 2017
  • December 2016
  • November 2016

Older Archives

ESSAYS
FICTION
ARTS
TRAVEL

Keep up with BoomSpeak!

Sign up for BoomSpeak Email blasts!

Select list(s) to subscribe to

boom_blog-icon        facebkicon_boomspk        dc06_favicon

Copyright ©2016 · DesignConcept